I want to share my porn pics collection on forums, blogs or embed them on my own website, PornDude!
I really appreciate a filthy pervert who’s willing and ready to share with the rest of the class. I know most of you have been building a personal stash of sex images for years, sometimes even decades. Only a handful of you will be kind enough to give us a glimpse at the babes, memes and filthy little scenes that power your wet dreams and lunch-break fantasies. The image hosting sites on this list will host those nasty photos, comics and GIFs for you, and for any eager deviate who wants to take a look.
These adult image hosts are a fucking lifesaver if you’re trying to show the knuckleheads on Reddit the redhead that you totally banged last night, you manly stud. They’ll let you share that three-second loop of Abella Danger taking a hot load to the titties or the comic you drew of Marge Simpson giving a blowjob. You can even take advantage of these websites to pick up the slack on all the CGI anime graphics you made that are too big for your discount web hosting plan.
Are they 100 % free or do I have to pay money to store my adult images?
Oh, one of my main criteria for hosting sites on this list was plenty of free access for all the cheapskates and Robin Hood types looking to give away their personal collections of amateur MILFs and celebrity nip slips. It really wouldn’t be fucking fair at all to charge you for giving away your favorite toys, now would it? The sites on my list have different policies, some requiring sign-up and others not, but all of them will let you post porn and host it for free.
Can I also earn money?
Some of these image hosting sites, like ImageTwist and ImgTaxi, do have features that let you share some of the ad revenue coming in if your pictures are pulling enough traffic.
Is that really what it takes? Everyone else is eager to show off their personal stashes of porno screen grabs and amateur teen muff flashing, but Scrooge McDuck over here needs a monetary incentive before he’ll let us take a peek at his Latina lesbian archive. Of course, the usual caveats apply when making money off of images anywhere: it’s got to be legal, and it’s got to be your own, original content.
Are these adult image hosting sites DMCA proof?
Hi. Nice to meet you. My name is The Porn Dude, and you are? Where exactly are you from? Was it Outer Space, or did you just get out of prison? Nothing on the Internet is immune from the DMCA, a.k.a. the Digital Millennium Copyright Act. It’s not a bad law in principle, as it’s supposed to protect your original content whether it’s filthy pornography about pussies being licked in family role-play incest scenes or a family podcast about kitten grooming, but is often abused by #MeToo fanatics, churchgoing prudes, and general fucking assholes.
My advice? If you’re trying to share something and it keeps getting taken down, just post it on all of the adult image hosts. It’s bound to stick somewhere, and it’s not like any DMCA has ever stopped a pervert from saving their favorite photos off the Internet. If you’ve got something really good, it’ll get loose and into the wild on its own. For the love of God, when is somebody going to share that Donald Trump piss tape from Russia? I know one of you has the screengrabs, at least.
What are the best adult image hosting sites in 2019?
An image host is a relatively simple type of website, so I’m only really looking for a few things in a good one. For one thing, it’s got to be easy as hell to use. The faster I can get in and get back out with a URL to share the picture of my ex-girlfriend’s dripping twat and cum-drenched face, the happier I’m going to be with the website. Spam only ever slows a site down, so I definitely want to avoid that. Finally, the sites on my list have to be cool with absolutely filthy material, from teenage anal orgies to Asian bukkake flicks featuring schoolgirls and their MILF mothers.
Imgur is usually my go-to if I’m looking for a quick and easy way to share a porno meme or another high-res image of my cock. The interface is just easy as fuck, and they’re fine with adult content. Once you’ve used it a couple of times, you don’t even really have to think about it when you’re clicking through the process. ImageBam, ImgBox and ImageVenue have similar setups, with PimpAndHost going as far as dedicating the whole thing to grown-up images. EroMe goes one further, essentially merging an image hosting site with an amateur porn library. It’s worth a look even if your own stash is all locked up, you greedy bastards.
PornDude, can I become a millionaire by uploading my own dick pics?
Stranger things have happened, that’s for sure. That fucking asshole Zuckerberg called dibs on all those photos of your grandma and now he’s a goddamn billionaire, so I’m sure there must be a market for all those pictures of that withered little turtle head of yours. Maybe it’s just the voyeur in me, but I think you’d have much better luck at becoming the world’s richest dude if you uploaded pictures of all your girlfriends giving head. Then again, that ain’t gonna work if your lady is an anime princess body pillow, but at least the pics will go viral after you post them.
I know only some of you are going to share and the rest of you are just going to masturbate to free porn images without giving anything back, but either way, you’ll want to bookmark this page. Those DMCA shit heads and #MeToo ninnies are always waging war with any image host willing to serve up photography of consenting adults doing consenting adult stuff. You never know when your favorite host is going to go tits up, so let me stay one step ahead of the curve for you.