There is just something about girls with a big booty that makes you go ‘I want to tap that ass’ no matter whether you are into ebony cuties, luscious Latina babes, white girls or any ethnicity you can think of. Few sights are better than a big booty wiggling to the rhythm of her moans and the slamming she is taking. They say ass, anal, butt. We say thank you! Most men have a fascination with big booties and when you can find thousands of them in different shapes and sizes in one place, isn’t that fucking heaven on earth? Tune in because I’m ready to present a gem of the weird and kinky- Assoass.com. After some thorough testing, I can say without fear of contradiction that you won’t find too many sites that are cleaver than Ass’O’Ass. Think of a girl with a beautiful ass covered in lingerie grinding her butt over your crotch to make your cock harder than a striptease pole. The name itself is a nice piece of wordplay from the famous naval call for help; SOS. If you want to see fat ass cheeks rippling with fuck flesh sucking dicks into the tush cleavage like they had magnetic coochies, just assoass (SOS) your way to a big booty fix.
It’s a bootyful first impression
It’s clear from the word go that people behind this tube took a different approach and you can tell its working. Industry standards are risky to deviate from but anyone who successfully pulls it off is a breath of fresh air. The main page is populated with the most popular categories which means you can go into the ‘seek and destroy mode’ straight away and I can guarantee you there are loads of big fat booties everywhere you look. However, I found it annoying that choosing a category from the main page opens the link in a new browser window. I especially love the black background which basically means you can go about your nightly jerk off missions in relative comfort. Sites that slap you in the face with a light-ass background are a real boner killer especially if you like playing with your monkey under the safe cover of darkness. I’m sure you don’t want your mom to find out how you spend the long lonely hours locked up in your bedroom.
Another thing I noted after some careful examination is that Ass’O’Ass is actually a network of sites, all of which are wonderful destinations to quench your thirst for giant behinds. However, these fucks could have done much better since majority of the sites look exactly like this one with only minor tweaks in the designs. However, should you want to diversify your smut preference, other sites in the network might have the exact shit your dick craves. They include the likes of VR Porzo, GayMaleTube, ShemanTube, MatureTube among others. You know what to expect from such a filthy line up otherwise you have business reading this review.
Wonderful browsing options
That the videos are only availed in categories on the homepage may be disappointing at first, but once you’ve clicked on a particular category, you’ll be pleased by the lineup of browsing options to help you quickly locate an angelic babe with loads of junk in the trunk getting down and sloppy. You can sort the videos by popularity, date, duration, and rating while other filtering options include date added, duration, quality and source. However, the lack of an advanced search feature means you won’t have much luck with finding taste specific vid. I know you have pretty depraved tastes, but just stick to the categories and wreck yourself from there instead.
Speaking of sources, it’s important to note that Ass’O’Ass is simply a tube and doesn’t host any of the shit in their servers. They just point you towards the right direction which is not a bad way of wanking to free smut. Download and streaming options depend with the hosting site.
Mouthwatering big booty videos
Listen dick head. The whores in this place are not your average fuck dolls that you can just hoist up with your dick as you move around the room. While there are many categories each with thousands of videos, there is one common theme; they all involve hauling booties. Crotch thrusting against these beauties’ amazing hips must feel like one hell of a workout. They have legs designed to pull a man’s head into their mauve, engorged twats. Watch as horny white dudes bury their heads in ebony ass cheeks as tongues go down tuna town like a bunch of slut fishermen. Whichever video you pick, you can expect a wank fest when these big bootied whores rock your screen. Like most things in life, you can overlook the smaller details if the bigger picture (read butt) is still there.
No stupid ads in sight
This is one feature that deserves a fucking title on its own. While the majority of other porn tubes rely on ad revenue to stay afloat, Ass’O’Ass provides users with a clean browsing experience with amazing functionality without pesky ads. While the site only has links directing you to the hosting site, having such a huge and accurate database is a lion’s task to pull off without pestering users with ads. I don’t want numbers from whores in my neighborhood who are looking for sex. Thank you very much.
Content quality won’t sweep you off your feet
The videos are hosted on free websites so the quality may vary. If you are not interested in the low-quality shit, try the HD option in the quality filtering feature. However, be warned that even the so called HD scenes are highly questionable which is to be excepted of free sites really. Majority of the content is available on low-solid quality although I feel the nature of the content should matter more. If you want a premium experience, be ready to spend some money, asshole.
The site had it for me in terms of:
Loads of big asses; enjoy thousands of videos featuring girls with beautiful, round asses as they bend over, spread their cheeks and bounce their rumps in hardcore scenes full of steamy banging and flying cum. Lots of head and a boat load of tail to check out. Free porn; whether it is a hosting site or not, Ass’O’Ass is a great resource of hot free smut that should prove a little porn paradise for any lover of big booties.
Lots of categories; check out the diverse list of categories, all focused on big asses. jerk off to Latinas, mature chicks, interracial, brutal and rough sex, moms, teens, massages, ebonies, double penetration, trannies, yoga, and much more. Gay, straight, and shemale content; enjoy the diversity of content regardless of your sexual orientation. These motherfuckers don’t discriminate.
Ads free; while the amount of ads really depends on where you end up playing a video, at least there are no annoying ads as you browse Ass’O’Ass which is a huge fucking bonus.
Mostly low-quality clips; this is pretty much what you expect if you are too stingy to pay premium rates, but you won’t find it any less disappointing especially when there is a good chunk of questionable HD clips.
Redirects to hosting sites; I can assure you that you won’t love being directed to outside sources so you can stream or download the video. If only the site found it wise enough to have an embedded video player.
All their sites look similar; when you find out that a site is part of a larger network, you expect the other sites to be a bit different and offer diverse content. However, the narrative is largely similar with sites resembling each other almost to a tee.
What I think should be done
The least I would expect is an embedded video player. I hope one of the motherfuckers running the site is reading this.
Anyone with a huge craving for big asses and anal sex will find Ass’O’Ass a wonderful porn index. There are millions of scenes featuring sluts with gigantic behinds while users who get off shemale and gay porn will have a solid collection to pick from. The content has been availed in categories with the site also providing wonderful sorting features. In addition, this place is clean and has no ads and you should look forward to a clean fap session.
ThePornDude likes AssoAss's
- Loads of big asses
- Free smut
- Ads free
- Gay, straight, and shemale content
ThePornDude hates AssoAss's
- Mostly low quality clips
- All sites look similar
- Redirects to hosting sites