What’s the first thing that comes to mind when you read Escort-Ireland.com? That’s right. Smoking hot redhead chicks with pale skin, and a pale-ale in their hand. Something every man on earth wants, a drunk broad! Now, is that everything you’re going to find on EscortIreland? No way, hose! You can find tanned chicks, girls with brown hair, black hair, anything, really. That’s what makes this website so eclectic. Put on your swimsuit on, we’re taking a dive.
When you try to make your way inside Escort-Ireland.com what you’re going to find is a big, green Shrek-like warning sign. Sure, it welcomes you, but it’s much like a doormat, “WELCOME” is spelled on it, but already you’re holding on to your wallet not to get mugged. However, this “doormat” isn’t here to chase you out of Escort-Ireland.com. Rather, it’s there to ask you whether you’re 18 or not. Still, these legal aspects must be taken care off, so no one gets hurt, especially not Escort-Ireland.com.
You know what would interest me the most when it comes to this website? The prices of the girls. How much, how hot and what’s on the menu? Take a look at the home page, and try to find a girl you like. This won’t be something that’s too hard, obviously. All of these girls are incredibly hot, and as I said, the diversity here is amazing. You have white girls, black girls, middle eastern girls. Looks like heaven. However, you most likely don’t have the cash for all of these girls, so you’re going to have to deal with one of them, or maybe two. Some of these girls come in twos, though. When they come in two, they’re usually bisexual, which makes for an awesome night out.
Now, let’s talk business. After clicking on a picture of a girl that you like, you’re going to see a whole lot of info about her. First off, you get to see at least five pictures of the escort, and if you scroll down you’ll get to see the introduction, but this probably doesn’t matter much to you. Maybe it does, who knows…maybe the escort has something interesting to say? That’s why you hired her, for her conversational skills, right?
Now, there are a few boxes down there filled with a lot of useful info, such as the “general” box, the “communication” box and the “facilities” box. Of course, underneath these three boxes is the most important box, and this one has all the info about the escorts service rates. Underneath this box is the section where the escort talks about her favorite things to do, her favorite sexual things to do, that is.
Let’s start with the general box and the info that can be found in here. First off, it shows the location of the escort. Given that this website is about Irish escorts, you should know that these gals are mostly going to be in Dublin. Next up, you can see the age, the height, the size of her bust and whether the girl is a smoker or not. Next up, the communication box has a whole lot of useful info as well. You get to see the nationality of the girl, the languages she speaks, and whether she will respond to your private messages or not. The facilities box has some additional info, such as info on whether the girl is disabled friendly, does she supply drinks, and will she travel or not. A lot of these girls don’t like to travel for some reason. Maybe they’re worried about their own safety or something or, they understand that that’s a write-off and that it’s just not worth their time. I think it’s the latter one.
Next, there’s the Service Rates box, and this one has a lot of nice stuff going on. Basically, these girls charge for 30 minutes, 45 minutes, or they charge for the first hour. Usually, 30 minutes cost seventy euros, 45 minutes cost a hundred bucks, and the first hour costs 150 euros. The only thing that I didn’t mention is the box with the favorite sexual things to do for these girls. You’ll notice that a lot of them are kinky as hell, and this should be expected. For example, this girl that I’m checking out right now likes Russians, sex toys and shared showers. Oh boy, now that sounds like fun!
See, there’s a lot of stuff going on Escort-Ireland.com. You can expect so much more than pale redheads on Escort-Ireland.com. If you’re an Irish man who loves to mingle and has some money up in his pocket that he is willing to spend, this is the place to be if you want a good time, that’s for sure. If I were you, I would find the nearest Escort-Ireland.com escort and do what comes naturally.
ThePornDude likes Escort-Ireland's
- You'll find a lot of real girls here, and that's what matters the most
- The rates are quite reasonable
- The page is very easy to use
ThePornDude hates Escort-Ireland's
- Even though the page is easy to use, it doesn't look very appealing