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If you get off to animated pornography, then Hentai Café may as well be your favorite bar. I personally don’t get off drawings of any kind, but I know drawn women with big tits, small waists, overly wet cunts having their punanis stretched by unbelievably huge dongs brings the best (worst?) of y’all perverts and you can, therefore, expect an impartial, brutally honest review of Hentai Café. The kind of content you find here, as is normal with hentai porn, is drawn out of fantasy by artists with some pretty fucked up minds and anyone with experience of tentacle porn certainly know where I’m headed with this.

The best thing about hentai porn is it allows users to stretch their minds to dark places you never even knew existed, which is not something you can say about ‘normal’ porn (if ‘normal’ could be used to describe any kind of porn). For instance, hentai allows you to see women fucked by some strange looking creatures when in real life, bestiality porn is illegal in most places. Think you know how immoral the human mind can get? Try the artists on Hentai Café and feed all your dark, twisted fantasies.

What to expect

Nothing but perfect tits and asses drawn to perfection and hot (in a cartoon kinda way) sluts getting smashed in all manner of weird sexual acts. Hentai Café is where it’s all going down with the site taking you straight to the thick of the action. The big breasted whore in the top banner, getting her fingers all juicy from fiddling with her dripping pussy sets the tone for what you should look forward to. Scroll down the homepage for more atrocious scenes featuring plenty of wild orgasms and hardcore cartoon banging. There seems to be loads of kinks and fantasies that should have your perverted juices flowing out of your prick in no time.

Simple, yet slick design

I know most of y‘all pervs will probably skip this part of the review which is pretty understandable. After all, who gives a fuck about a site design when there are prospects of jerking off to the perfect cartoon sluts? Well, I certainly do, and I will talk about the design either way. I call the fucking shots here, meatheads. Talk about the perks of being The Porn Dude. Anyway, Hentai Café’s design stands out because of its simplicity, but there is also more than a hint of slickness about it. Most of it has to do with the high-quality hentai content on the homepage, but I have to salute the site for not boring users with too many details, allowing you to cut the chase and go straight into what makes your dick hard. Unless you are the lazy fuck with no job that has loads of time to browse a porn site in the day (in which case your mother might throw you out of the fucking house), you will certainly love the black background.

The site looks cleaner than your crush’s pussy and generally appears well maintained, and the lack of annoying ads will give you a serene environment to go about your nightly, dick squeezing activities. The simplicity also means accessing anything on the site is a fucking breeze with the navigation bar allowing you to access the content by artists, tags, and books. Beside that is a basic search option for the fap masters with something specific to beat meat to. Scroll down the main page for a browsing menu that promises 400 pages of the hottest cartoon porn on the internet. Good luck finding a cleaner, better-organized site.

Hentai books is a good place to start

Looking for hentai videos? Sorry but you are out of fucking luck. But while you won’t be able to jerk off to videos, the ‘books’ section on the top navigation has a great assortment of manga and comics telling all manner of naughty, sometimes bizarre stories. The first thing that comes to mind is how perfect the cartoons are drawn, with some of them looking frighteningly close to the real thing. Like you would expect of the twisted ass Japs, there is a heavy presence of comics covering the schoolgirl fetish among many others, with some of the books stacking as many as 200 pages!

All the crazy ideas in the books may have been hatched in Japan, but the good news is the comics come with English translations and jumping through several of the books, there are some well thought out plots as well. With titles like Sugar Babies, Intimate Days, Monster Smash, Love Me Gently and the likes, you can expect a pretty kinky ride and the cover illustrations will leave little doubts about that. The books spread across niches including but not limited to incest, male-female, hardcore fucking, bondage, fetish, and squirting, among others.

Once you click on a book, you are prompted to ‘read online’ which seems like the only option to read. Do that, and you are taken to another page where you can browse through the comics which come in high res images that unfortunately can’t be downloaded in zip. They also have no slideshow feature, and you will have to manually browse through the pages, but with the storylines allowing you to activate your full pervert mode, this should be the least of your worries. One of the stories features a perverted uncle and his equally naughty niece who wakes him up to offer her pussy for two thousand yen. Needless to say, the uncle gleefully grabs the chance to violate his niece’s pussy. You can expect more of such sick and twisted stories, and I can predict your bedroom will be one huge mess of lube and used tissues.

What the fuck do these artiste sniff?

Well, it is no surprise that the Japs are a pretty fucked up lot, but the artists take this perversion to a whole new level if the kind of shit on display at Hentai Café is anything to go by. Of course, I’ve been dying to link up with one of the artists just so they enlighten me on what strain of crack they are on when coming up with some of these comics. I haven’t managed to tie one down, but you may see some of the dirtiest minds in Japan if you click on ‘artists’ from the top menu. The lineup includes the likes of Okumotio Yuta, Higenamuchi, Azuma Tesshin, and Bota Mochito among tens of others who are living proof of just how dark and depraved the human mind can be if given the opportunity. Click on any of the names and see the body of works they’ve put out there to tap into your twisted fantasies.

Positive features

Thousands of hentai comics; users have the opportunity to quench their thirst for perfect cartoon pussies courtesy of the solid collection of sexy, hardcore and kinky hentai comics on their archive.

English translations; the site realizes you need to follow the dirty little talks and have strived to provide comics with English translations, which is a well-advised move.

Uncensored content; while the majority of porn from Japan is censored due to some unusual laws on obscenity, at Hentai Café everything has been laid bare for you, and you can take in the penetrations, cunts, and dicks in all their glory.

Easy to use; the site stacks a simple design and easy navigation with the content arranged in a way that makes browsing (and fapping) a smooth affair.

Positive features

No clear update schedule; the site has no section for users to check out new content neither is there a clear update schedule if at all there is any.

Comics have no slideshow feature; the lack of a slideshow feature will be an obvious impediment to your experience, especially considering some of the comics have over 200 pages. Manually clicking to browse each page might be a pain in the ass.

What I think should be done

I’d certainly like to see the site add background information in the artist pages to give users a clue of the brains behind the atrocities. Apart from that, great job fellas.

Wrapping it up

Hentai Café is a wonderful destination for any hentai comics’ enthusiast. The place has some hot, high-quality comics covering kinky niches and fetishes. The comics come with English translations and are professionally done by a group of super talented and ultimately perverted artists. The site features an easy to use outlook, and with no stupid ass ads in sight, the possibilities are simply endless.

ThePornDude likes Hentai Cafe's

  • Thousands of hentai comics
  • English translations
  • Uncensored content
  • Easy to use

ThePornDude hates Hentai Cafe's

  • Thousands of hentai comics
  • English translations
  • Uncensored content
  • Easy to use