Anyone looking for a free platform to share, upload, and download any kind of videos had better pay close attention. Whether it is a favorite movie that you’ve seen somewhere or a compilation of sex tapes featuring your one night stands that you have stashed somewhere, it doesn’t matter. Fuck it; you can even upload videos/pictures of yourself getting freaky if you are in the fucking mood. Openload.co, the site up for review today, doesn’t discriminate. Whatever shit you want to upload or share with the world, you couldn’t have asked for a better platform. Interested? Read the full review below.
But first, the numbers
There are not too many numbers to work with to be fair, but with a ranking of 139 by Alexa, the popularity of Openload.co cannot be questioned. This can only mean one thing; these fucks sure know what they are doing. They have been around for several years now and are estimated to be worth around $17330935.25. The motherfucker behind the site has tried his best to hide his identity, but the site’s servers can be traced to the United States.
A quick look at the layout
The site is not bragging when they claim that ‘simplicity is our goal’. But they may have pushed the concept of simplicity a bit too far. Apart from toon like images on the welcoming page, the rest is a plain white mess with nothing in the way of images or any colour mixture for that matter. To be honest, I find it fucking bland, and I have a feeling you won’t find it too amusing either. But you need the site anyway, and you will have to put up with the boring outlook. After all, these guys haven’t given the impression that they are trying to impress users with sophisticated and fancy designs. In fact, they seem to give a ‘fuck you’ response to anyone looking for aestheticism. All they are interested in is to provide visitors with the best file hosting services y’all would probably struggle to get elsewhere. In any case, it gets the job done, which is the most important thing, so moving on swiftly.
The simple layout also means navigation couldn’t be easier. There is an upload button bang at the center with simple instructions on how to upload content. The navigation bar allows you to contact the site support for any challenges you may encounter, login to your account or sign up if you are a first time visitor. However, must these fucks require me to confirm that I’m not a fucking robot when I try to sign up? Come on, guys. Its 2019 for fuck’s sake. Anyway, if you have a problem grasping how the site works, there is a FAQ section right below the main page that you should find useful.
Simple file upload process
Uploading stuff on Openload.co is a fucking breeze. You will have to be a registered member first but don’t worry; it’s a simple process that only takes a couple of minutes. Needles to say, you will need a valid email address and a username plus of course accepting to their terms and conditions. Just so you know, illegal/corrupted links or content and copywriter are immediately deleted.
After registering, you only need to drag or browse and drop using the upload feature. Simple. Remember when I told you these guys allow you to upload just about anything? I wasn’t kidding. It doesn’t matter whether it’s your favorite TV series, porn, erotic galleries, or whatever you wanna share with the world. They also facilitate online streaming for the most common file types including Audio: MP3;AAC;Ogg Opus;WebM Vorbis;WebM Opus;WAV-PCM, Video: MP4; WebM; Ogg Theora and Docs: .html; .php; .txt. What more could you possibly ask for?
Unlimited download speed
Wait, what? I also couldn’t believe it when I discovered this fantastic feature. I mean, do they really offer ‘unlimited’ download speeds? The fuck they do. Any doubters might wanna try the speed test at the footer which allows you to test the download and the upload speed. You will be amazed by what you discover. You will be instructed to close all running downloads/streams before clicking on the test button as the speed test might not be accurate on high bandwidth (>30MBit), more than 2 MBit/sec is enough for lag-free streaming. You may even upload apparel if you need more. Openload.co are fucking professional like that.
All that for free
Un-fucking-believable, right? OpenLoad has no limitations and will allow you to do anything you want, for FREE. That’s right fellas. The site clearly indicates that they have no paid features, no VIP memberships, no premium registrations, nothing. It’s all a pure and simple free functionality for everyone! Let that sink in.
It’s good to note that the maximum file size for a single upload is 1GB, and you can upload files for up to 10GBs without limitation on condition that you let the site convert them. Don’t confuse this with limitation as it’s a mere formality. Remember your files can be stored for up to 60 days of inactivity although, for stream-able files, that period is 30 days. Not too bad for a site that doesn’t charge you a dime, is it?
There is plenty to do on the user panel (or the user profile, whatever you prefer to call it). Sit tight as I tell you about it.
The dashboard; this part of your profile allows you to see the total number of files you have uploaded, total storage space you have used up, the most downloaded file from your lot, and downloads within the last 24 hours.
File manager; this section lets you comfortably manage your files by allowing you to sort out inactive files, create new folders and upload more files. Also, you can have subtitles for your content as well as thumbnails. Even better, you can remotely upload files and also upload multiple files simultaneously. Unbelievable!
Conversions; this section conveniently allows you to auto convert videos into streamable videos or generate a splash image for uploaded movies. You can convert movies into HD, HD 720p, SD 480p, and 360p while thumbnails can be converted into 5×5, 4×4, 3×3, 2×2 and 1.
You even get to earn something for fuck’s sake!
The site offers you a chance to win a few dollars by signing to some of their affiliate programs. But first, take your enthusiasm levels all the way down; there are a couple of rules to be followed. One; refrain from uploading files that infringe the copyrights of any entity.
Also, DO NOT upload illegal files or those that are not in accordance to the law. That means no child or bestiality porn. Manage your rewards through the ‘statistics’ section on the user panel and track your rewards by year, month or day.
Free to use; just like the site promises, there aren’t any paid features, VIP accounts or hidden charges. Any service offered here is fucking free. Beat that if you can.
Easy to use; with a simple, minimalist design, uploading files and finding other areas of the site has never been this easy. There are just a few buttons to push, and you are good to go.
No limitations; the site offers fast and unlimited download speeds and even offers a speed test feature for the doubting Thomases. Virtually unheard of for a free site.
Plenty of features; registered users have plenty of good features that include the option to convert and manage files. They are certainly going to guarantee a smooth and enjoyable experience.
Well, I have looked for reasons to be concerned about the site, and there was absolutely none. Unless you are a bitter person with nothing better to do than to hate on people who are doing their best to provide the best file sharing platform, you won’t find a single reason to hate the site. Fucking awesome.
What I think should be done;
For the fantastic price of free, Openload.co have managed to provide users with the best features and options to optimize their file sharing experience. If there was a way to add even more features, it would certainly be a very welcome move.
Tell you what, I’ve seen and reviewed many places like Openload.co but to be honest, none even comes close. This is simply the best platform to share, upload, and download whatever files you have in mind. The site is very easy to use and doesn’t need a software guru to figure it out. Users are not required to pay any fees, there are no limitations, and the user features are absolutely incredible. Stop reading this and visit the site already.
ThePornDude likes Openload's
- Free to use
- Easy to use
- No limitations
- Plenty of user features
ThePornDude hates Openload's
- Nothing at all!