Shall we have a look at Porn Dish? So, you want the best quality, HD, full-length porn videos from all of your favorite networks. The best content from sites like Bangbros, Brazzers, and Realitykings. That shit is fucking awesome. But there’s a catch. You have to fork up your hard-earned cash to watch it. Nobody wants to pay for porn, but fuck does that premium stuff look good. People must buy it for a reason. All of the free sites are nice and all, but they usually have a ton of ads, have less than HD content, and a bunch of other nonsense that you just don’t want to deal with.
Don’t worry, I’ve got you covered. Porndish.com is a site full of premium content but without the cost! That’s right. You get access to all of the best porn on the internet without having to pay a dime. Porn Dish has been going pretty strong since 2015, drawing in a steady stream of millions of viewers every single month. That’s definitely a pretty strong following! But what makes this site so good? Is there a catch? Let’s dive right the fuck in.
Completely Free Content with No Annoying Ads
Before you get to the front page, if you run AdBlock as I do, you will get a page politely asking you to turn it off to view their content. I was hesitant since that usually means “we are going to fuck you up with advertisements” in porn site lingo, but luckily my expectations were not met. This site has a few ads, some pop-ups, but nothing that’s going to incite your ad-hating rage and kill your boner. It’s actually pretty reasonable for all of the premium content on the site.
This site is set up a bit differently compared to your standard porn site. The white backdrop and red text are pretty similar to what you would see anywhere else, but the homepage isn’t just full of thumbnails. Instead, you get large, high-quality previews for a couple of the latest porn videos on the site. Below those two are a bunch of porn videos with their own thumbnails. But wait! Didn’t you just say it wasn’t full of thumbnails? Hold the fuck on, I’m getting to it.
Yeah, there are thumbnails, but the layout is completely different and a lot more professional looking. To add to that feeling, there are actually written descriptions underneath all of the videos. They tell you about the pornstars in the shoot, what’s going to happen, and all of that good shit. The previews also show how long the video is, what it’s called, what network the video is from, and how many views it has. All of that is the same as any other porn site except for the network detail.
If you don’t want to sort by just the latest videos, you can go up top and click one the buttons their to sort things by popular, hot, or trending. These options don’t just work on the homepage either. You can go over to any of the networks and sort their videos by the same criteria. Pretty fucking handy if I do so say myself! It is nice to have all of the menu options from the front-page work on all of the others. Often times you lose those sorting options once you leave the home page on other sites.
Extensive Network List
Porndish brings all of their videos from other big premium sites. So, you can actually sort your videos by the network they are coming from. The big red banner up top lists off every single one of these networks and sites. You’ve got Bangbros, Brazzers, MOFOS, Pornpros, Realitykings, Sis Loves Me, Teamskeet, and those are just the ones featured on the bar. The Networks tab has even more! You get a lot, and I mean a lot, of kinky content to choose from here. I don’t know if everything this site is doing is on the up and up regarding piracy, but that’s their problem, not yours. For now, enjoy the awesome content while they are still here.
If you hover your cursor over one of the categories up top you get even more options that pop up. Brazzers alone has nearly 20 options underneath it for different kinds of videos produced by them. None of the categories are anything like your regular “BDSM, Feet, Anal, etc.” but they are still helpful enough, even if you can’t quite narrow your search as well. If all else fails, there is a regular search bar where you can type in the kinds of videos you’re looking for, and it will search across the entire library. I quickly looked up of BDSM and had a ton of results across the board.
On-Site and Off-Site Video Options
The videos themselves are fucking awesome. Crisp HD videos that are no less than 720p. The only odd thing about them is the video player, or players. With three ways to play the video I was I bit confused on where to begin, especially since each one had a different thumbnail from the same video. It was like having three hot twins in front of me all in different poses. How do you pick? The one spreading her ass for you of course, but that’s another discussion.
The bottom two players are in site. They seem to have slightly worse quality than the first player, which takes you off-site to oaload.stream to play the video. I don’t really mind having the video player off-site or anything, so It’s not a huge complaint from me. Having all of the different players is good for people with different systems. Since they all work and aren’t just ads or anything, I actually kind of enjoy having the options. Not a bad way to do things.
Annoying Ads on Mobile
Now, I wish I could say that I liked the mobile experience. There’s always something that isn’t done right. The mobile site is organized the same and done well enough, but there’s a fairly big issue with it. You probably guessed it: the ads. Now, you won’t get downloads or anything, but you will get audio ads that play shit like “your phone has been compromised and you have 37 viruses” if you try and click around anywhere. The audio will still play for a few moments even after you close the site out. Not cool. Those kinds of ads make it difficult to view the actual content. They aren’t bad if they don’t get in the way of that, but giving someone a small heart attack like that isn’t exactly going to get them in the mood to stay on your site.
ThePornDude’s Favorite Features
My favorite feature on the site is definitely the way they have it organized by networks and porn studios. It’s not only good for seeing all of this free quality content, but you can find out which network you really like. Who knows, maybe you’ll want to go for the full Brazzers Premium pass and get access to all the hardcore shit they have after viewing some of the videos here. As noted above, the video player options are pretty cool as well.
I also like the overall layout of the site. It looks like someone actually put some thought into the design, rather than just using the basic layout that you see on every single free porn site out there. Even though its free, the design makes it feels somewhat premium.
What I didn’t like so much was the mobile experience and lack of categories page. Now that I think about it, a model page would have been a welcome addition as well. With all of these networks, there’s got to be some hot models that work across a few of them. If the ads weren’t so annoying on mobile this site would get a much bigger thumb up from me. Don’t get me wrong, it’s still a great fucking site to find A+ jerk off material, but it could be better. It has yet to reach its maximum potential.
ThePornDude’s Final Thoughts
Overall, I highly recommend you go check out porndish.com (often misspelled as “porndisch”). They have tons of high quality, exclusive content that you won’t find for free anywhere else. As long as you’re at a computer, it’s definitely worth a look. Fap to all of the hottest pornstars from the very best sites out there but all in one place!
ThePornDude likes PornDish's
- Free HD Content from Premium Sites
- Great Site Design
- Full-Length HD Videos
ThePornDude hates PornDish's
- External video hosting
- Lots of popups!
- No Categories or Model Page