I want to search and find every spicy little detail about my favorite pornstars, PornDude!
Most perverts are content to watch a beautiful, brown-haired MILF satisfying her own hairy pussy with a surprisingly large sex toy, masturbating furiously while watching her doing the same, never caring for one moment where the chick came from or what her backstory is. Some of you Rain Man motherfuckers, though, can get a little obsessive about the seemingly insignificant details. She may look ripe, but you absolutely need to know her full measurements before you can stroke your man meat to her movies. Is her hair naturally brown? Does she have any piercings or tattoos besides the ones I’ve seen while she’s laying on her back with her legs in the air?
The pornstar databases on my list are a lot like Wikipedia or Google, only way more useful. Type your favorite slut’s name into the search bar on one of these bad boys and find out where she came from, where she’s going, and who she’s doing double anal penetration with along the way.
What kind of “sex” information can I find on these XXX sites?
These adult movie databases are full of the kind of obsessive cataloging of almost random facts that you expect from the most autistic of neckbeards, combined with the sexual self-promotion you expect from slutty starlets and the industry itself. You’ll find all the expected information, like measurements and costars, but you’ll find plenty of unexpected factoids that can potentially lead you down a rabbit hole of pornographic trivia.
Look up that gorgeous whore you saw in a lesbian tribbing movie and find out if she did a golden showers flick, if that’s what actually gets your kinky little heart racing. Type in the name of that teenage fisting movie to find out the name of the Latina costar who’s in it all the way up to her wrist. Learn what your new favorite video exhibitionist used to do before she started gagging on cock for money, and check in on past favorites who have since retired from the sex movie industry and moved on to less exciting ventures.
Since these are porno sites, you will often find plenty of porno on them, too. Find links to free galleries and videos of the babes you’re browsing, because knowing her shoe size is so much more fulfilling and useful when you can watch her giving a footjob on camera. You can also find reviews, scene rankings and a lot more.
What are the best pornstar databases, index, list and directory sites in :year?
It depends on what exactly you’re looking for. Some of these sites are almost scholarly in their pursuit of pornographic knowledge, serving up raw facts and figures with a minimum of full-motion video of girls getting hammered in their pussy, mouth and ass. Others seem largely set up as a delivery device for just those clips, with a smorgasbord of facts on the site. Sites like Boobpedia, PornTeenGirl, JavLibrary, ShemalestarDB, Europornstar and Define Fetish focus on specific types of smut and its stars, while all-around databases such as AdultDVDTalk try to cover all their bases, sexually speaking.
IAFD, The Internet Adult Film Database, is the online porno world’s version of IMDB. It’s text-heavy and not always easy to jerk off to, but it’s easily the world’s most exhaustive catalog of professional sluts and their on-camera endeavors. If you’ve got to know some gorgeous bitch’s name or who that babe she’s fucking is, look here first.
FreeOnes is an easy second best. There’s a bit less raw information here, but this one’s major selling point is in the name itself. FreeOnes links a shit ton of free content across the web for each pornstar listed in its massive database. While IAFD may tease you with measurements and lists of depraved sex acts from each flick, FreeOnes gives you something to shake your dick at so you never end up with blue balls after your hours of meticulous research.
Do you have a favorite female pornstar?
You may find this hard to believe because I’m The Porn Dude, but I actually don’t have a single favorite female porn starlet. I have several hundred favorites ranked by hotness in a rotating database I keep in the spank bank. I’m not sure I could afford the bandwidth required to serve up such an insane volume of sexually explicit information, but I can give you a little taste.
Mia Khalifa may have had a short run in the business, but shall always be one of my favorites. According to FreeOnes, the Lebanese goddess measures 34E-26-40, was born in Beirut and weighs just 121 lbs, the perfect size to bounce on your junk all night long.
Lana Rhoades is another frequent visitor to my wet dreams and masturbatory fantasies. I just found out over at IAFD that Lana is in a movie called Art of Pussy Eating where she sucks on Adria Rae’s toes before eating that lovely wet twat clean.
Boobpedia told me that Abella Danger comes from Jewish and Ukrainian descent and that she has a 34 C cup size. I found out on DefineBabe that Riley Reid has also performed under the name Paige Riley, and AdultFilmDatabase showed me an obsessively cataloged list of Mia Malkova’s hundreds of porno films.
PornDude, I’m these pornstars’ biggest fan! Is there any way for me to meet these girls and fuck them?
A determined pervert can meet a lot of these sluts at conventions and shit like that, but banging them? Good luck with that, fatty, especially with that sad little peanut you’re packing. Surely, you’ve seen the kind of massive monster these girls are used to taking in every waiting hole. I don’t want to sound like a dick or nothing, but even the sluttiest of sluts have standards. The only thing I’ve ever known to lower those standards are mountains of money and prodigious amounts of drugs.
I’m not trying to put a damper on your fun. We all suffer the same painful realization that nobody is going to pay us to pump pornstars with jizz as a full-time job. Obsessively perusing their stats and jerking off to their wide-ranging catalogs of perversion on these databases is a decent second best. It’s like collecting baseball cards, only it’s free and you get to do a lot of intense masturbating.
I keep this list up-to-date with the best porn databases on the web, so keep the page bookmarked to stay up on who’s got the facts. Don’t ever suffer another sleepless, post-wank night lying awake in bed, covered in your own juices and wondering what that girl’s name is, where she was born and just how big those luscious melons were. It seems like you should know that stuff after watching her go ass-to-mouth on a couple of college studs. These databases may not make you one of the boys, but you’ll feel just a little more intimate knowing that teen nymphomaniac’s hometown.