I want to join free adult chat rooms for anonymous sex chat with real naughty girls and horny women!
Is that really what you want to do? Come on, you can be honest with me. I’m not your typical, everyday pervert, waiting to judge you for your kinks that don’t line up with mine. I’ll leave that to the woke #MeToo fags. Tell me, are you afraid of pissing them off because all you really want to do is flash your dick at bitches with your webcam?
Well, the great thing about these adult chat rooms is that you can be completely anonymous. I mean, it’s up to you if you want to lay out your business and Visa cards across your lap while you’re jerking into the cam, but most people don’t. You can wear a goddamn monkey mask if you want to, or just leave the camera off of your face. To be honest, you should probably keep it below those big-ass man boobs if you don’t want to be confused with a woman.
Oh, and if you’re serious about actually chatting and not just whipping your junk out, that’s cool too. Bust out your acoustic guitar and serenade BBWs with sweet songs about how you want them to step on your balls, or use that Hannibal Lecter genius brain of yours to hypnotize teenage sluts into squirting all over their friends for you. Get freaky as hell or stick to the vanilla shit via text or video chat. Or be real creepy and just masturbate low-key, off-camera while innocently asking little sluts to show you their shoe collections. The world is your oyster, freakazoid.
It goes without saying that a lot of the regular laws of the land apply even when you’re fucking around on the Internet. You won’t get arrested and placed on the sex offender database for shaking your flaccid member at a grown woman on Omegle, but they call underage girls jailbait for a reason. If you think they look tight, just imagine how unprepared your asshole is for all the unsolicited butt sex you will be having in prison. Stay in the adult areas if you’re going to be saying and doing adult shit.
How do I know that I’m talking to a real girl and not some neckbeard fedora weirdo with no life?
In the old days, most cybersex was had between two fat guys, one of whom pretended to be a woman and the other who told himself, “This is definitely a sexy woman, for real,” over and over again while stroking himself with one hand and typing with the other. You can still totally do that shit on a lot of these sites if you want to. These days, there genuinely are a lot of women on the sex chats compared to before, but you still get plenty of goons who get off tricking you into jizzing for a dude.
These days, it’s so much easier to avoid that bullshit because everybody has a webcam. These sites give you the option of video or text, so it doesn’t have to be a mystery. One of the big reveals of the 21st century is just how many fat chicks there are on the Internet, but you’ll find all kinds of bitches, dudes and trannies, not to mention the other thousand new genders the kids came up with in the last couple years. Sure, you’ll see plenty of those neckbeard fedora weirdos, but you’ll know them when you do.
(And if you were wondering because you’re a neckbeard fedora weirdo, don’t worry. You’re allowed to play, too. Just stick to the text adult chat rooms and nobody will know. You can even pretend to be that anime bitch from your body pillow.)
How do I find nude girls on Omegle or Chatroulette? It seems to be a sausage fest?
I won’t lie. A few of the sites are sausage fests, but you can find the buried tacos if you know how to look. Other sites on the list are pretty straightforward when it comes to seeking the snatch, and they require less searching. The sites that were set up specifically for adults, with no all-ages areas, make things a bit easier. iSexyChat, for example, asks for your gender and your preferred sex chat partner gender. 321SexChat and MeetInChat have similar features.
I go into more detail about how to game the system for maximum Internet booty potential in each of my reviews, so dig in for tips if you’ve already found a favorite site. In the meantime, let me give you a couple of general pointers.
First of all, actual chatting will usually get you further than just flashing the old Johnson at the camera and hoping for a good reaction. Of course, maybe seeing girls laugh at that tiny thing is your whole fetish, in which case go right ahead. The rest of you, step up your game a little. Make some small talk about her interests before telling her you like when girls pee while getting fucked in the mouth.
If you’re on video, take a shower, trim your pubes and clean your mom’s goddamn basement. It certainly helps to get some exercise, but let’s not get ahead of ourselves. You don’t need six-pack abs, but at least put the empties off camera when you finish that sixer of Bud.
Finally, just be persistent as hell. Chatroulette was the original random sex chat site, and a lot of dirty Internet talkers use the same browsing technique when looking for real, live pussy on these sex chat sites. Just keep clicking, bro.
What are the best sex chat sites in :year?
These XXX chat rooms have a lot of the same main features, but it’s not exactly a one-size-fits-all situation here. Depending on what kind of dirty, anonymous fun you’re looking for and what interface features you like, you’ve got a number of options. Read the reviews if you want to get the full scoop, or just start at the top and work your way down. I rank them based on how easily my readers are going to be able to get their rocks off to what’s available.
Omegle is easily the king daddy of sex chat sites, and that’s just because it’s one of the biggest general chat sites on the Internet. Be careful, because it’s not strictly a sex site. It’s frowned upon to interrupt a discussion about knitting with requests for cyber fisting, and tomfoolery in the teenage areas could get your ass arrested. Chatzy and ChatRandom have similar features and smaller but more perverted audiences. DirtyRoulette, as the name implies, seeks out the degenerates specifically as their audience. ChatRoulette, of course, is the original random dick generator.
I mentioned MeetInChat, 321SexChat and iSexyChat, which are also good sex-specific chat rooms. FreeChatNow and ChatAvenue have a lot of general interest rooms, but also a lot of really freaky ones for people like you who get off telling random women your bukkake harem fantasies.
PornDude, I just took some Viagra to impress these cock needing bitches on these sites. Let’s talk dirty!
I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this, but Viagra just makes you get an erection. It doesn’t actually make your penis any bigger. You have to try one of those terrifying looking pumps or maybe a contraption you rig up yourself with a vacuum cleaner and an old Pringles can. I’ve heard conflicting reports about those male enhancement pills you can buy from China off the free tubes. I got an email from some dude who claims they gave him a real horse cock, but another guy I knew had to have his boner surgically deflated at the ER after he was hard for 36 hours. The medical term is priapism.
The whole #MeToo movement has been really fucking up the Internet lately. First, it was revenge porn and now it’s deepfakes, and I wouldn’t be the least bit surprised if they came after these random dick sharing websites next. Keep this page bookmarked just in case Omegle castrates themselves or some new kid on the block appears to pick up the slack and give us free, anonymous sex chats with more sexy bitches.