Top Nude Celebs! It has always been interesting and exciting to watch celebrity sex tapes, nude celebrity pics, and leaks. And that’s true even for those of you who are not avid porn consumers. I guess there’s a certain queer fascination with watching your favorite Hollywood actresses, sportswomen, supermodels, and singers getting naked and downright dirty. Perhaps watching them this way while imagining how you would be screwing your favorite ones makes your fap sessions more thrilling.
That’s why I spent a lot of my fucking precious time trying to find different sources of celebrity nude entertainment. And in my quest, I came across topnudecelbs.nl, which will be my focus in this review. So, keep reading and find out if this site truly deserves top-notch XXX Hollywood material and has the goodies to make the average celeb fan bust a nut.
Looks Like It’s from the Dawn of the Internet
When it comes to layout and design, I must say this site looks like it was frozen in time from way back in the ’90s. I mean, I can understand that the site is one of the oldest that still packs a punch in the porn game. But seriously, this site looks like it’s from the earliest dawn of online porn. Besides having some shitty links on the top-up section of the page and a bunch of suggestions right below, this place is as rudimentary as it could possibly get. Right below that there are thumbnails of some celebrities supposedly getting naked, naughty and dirty, and everything including galleries and other links are jumbled throughout as you scroll down the page. Honestly, the design and layout of topnudecelebs.nl fucking sucks and seem like a major pain in the ass when it comes to getting around the site.
I bet most porn lovers will not be all that impressed by how this site looks. I guess they could have spiced the looks by adding a few modern touches. But then again, I am damn sure that you sick pervs don’t give a fucking hoot as to how the site looks as long as it has got the kind of content that’s jizz-worthy.
So, What About the Content?
Although this site has some shitty looks when it comes to design and layout, I have to say the content they offer is not bad at all and it’s pretty solid. The main content that you’ll find on the site is preview thumbnails of recently updated content and a list of celebrity names. I noticed that the site adds dozens of new pieces of content daily, which is rather amazing but when I tried to click on some of the celebrities on display, I was a bit disappointed. My browser always kept informing me that a popup and redirect has been blocked and although I found this a bit strange, I had the balls to dig further and disabled my ad-blocker. That’s when I finally got the gist about what the fuck this site is up to.
When I clicked on a thumbnail or a link to a celebrity that I would want to bust a nut into, I was redirected to a different website in all the cases. I was first attracted to a thumbnail featuring Kate Upton in a wet see-through top that revealed her well-rounded boobs and pointed nipples and clicked on it, but I was immediately redirected to bannedsextapes.com. This other site claims it has the internet’s largest collection of sex tapes, leaked videos, explicit paparazzi pics, and hottest scandals. However, I was fucking disappointed to find that Kate Upton is not even there and although there were numerous other top celebrities featured, you must cough up some cash to watch them get naughty and nasty.
I must admit that I was pissed off because this was the case with virtually all the thumbnails of top celebrities that I clicked on. And there’s a fuck ton of hot celebrities you’d want to watch get naked and do some nasty stuff. I mean, who wants to pay to watch something to help you beat some meat when there’s a shit load of free porn tubes and sites out there? Definitely not me, and I bet none of you cheapskates watching this would want to either. But if you dig a certain celebrity and you’d want to watch her other side on the screen, then I guess it’s all worth it since you only pay a few dollars for a daily or monthly subscription.
How about the Picture Galleries?
When it comes to picture galleries, the experience is not all that different too. When I clicked on a thumbnail that is supposed to contain a collection of nude pics featuring Monika Stelmasiak and was redirected to another site called findnudecelebs.com. The fact that there were no nude pics of Monika Stelmasiak on the landing page of that site pissed me off. Again, I still found a shit load of nude celebrity pics on that site and a ton fuck of annoying popup ads.
In a nutshell, you must take your time and probably spend a bit of some of your hard-earned dough before you can make sense of what the hell is going on here. Clicking on the links and thumbnails will divert you to third party locations for content. Topnudecelebs.nl does not have its own galleries but it merely directs you to third-party sites for the content you want. In my honest opinion, that sucks since it’s always great and more secure when all the material you want to view is hosted locally.
What are the Upsides?
One of the best things about topnudecelebs.nl is the number of nude top celebrities that are featured. Besides the thumbnails of videos and picture galleries of top celebrities, the bottom of the page is full of galleries of the most popular celebrities. Want to watch sex symbol Angelina Jolie going naked, Ashley Graham’s pregnant and naked pics, Dakota Johnson’s sexy tits and fully nude, or Kristina Bell having anal sex? This site has got you covered.
Currently, Selena Gomez is the top ranking, and while I don’t have a problem with that, I just think she doesn’t slut it up as you would expect. Perhaps that’s because she’s younger and maybe in a few years she will have gotten into the game like a true pornstar. Jennifer Lawrence is also among the top-ranking and my take is that after the iCloud phishing scandal, all you pervs want to see more of her X-rated content. Overall, the celebrities featured on this site are so fucking crazy when it comes to releasing celebrity nudes.
What about the Downsides?
I think the most fucked up issue with this site is that they don’t store content locally and they don’t make that obvious in any way while checking out their archives. I guess that’s the kind of thing that should be made obvious immediately you land on their homepage, not something that you discover while going around clicking on random links and thumbnails while disabling annoying fucking popup ads. I mean, at least one hand should be free to stroke the junk in your pants while you’re at it. It now makes a lot of goddamn sense why they have not modernized their design in ages; there’s no good reason! The fact that you need to pay to watch most of the good videos really sucks too.
ThePornDude’s Final Take
In case you are simply looking for nude pics and videos of hot, popular celebrities getting dirty, this site is a good place to start. They have a link titled “all nude celeb galleries” and this will present you with a general list of all updates that have been posted. Although the site doesn’t have material stored locally, I was impressed by the number of sources and submissions of celebrity porn from third-party sites. There’re dozens of daily submissions and the fact that some of the top-tier names in Hollywood are featured generously is an awesome bonus. So, if watching the finest singers, socialites, actresses, and sportswomen getting nude and doing some dirty and erotic shit is what gets the junk in your pants throbbing with excitement and ready to cum, topnudecelebs.nl will point you in the right direction.
ThePornDude likes TopNudeCelebs's
- Daily updates
- A ton of content
- Established platform
ThePornDude hates TopNudeCelebs's
- Ugly, old-fashioned design
- Annoying popup ads
- Third-party hosting
- Most videos require payment