Ve Porn! Tell you what, I’ve been looking for ways to help you bunch of pervs to save some money, and I have good news to report; I might have found a way. See, when I was in college, I was always looking for ways to save money, but the problem was I always blew my hard-earned money in strip clubs trying to get that private lap dance from the bevy of near-naked sluts that were not giving me value for money. Most of the time anyway. Being broke put some sense into my head, and I had to familiarize myself with the art of looking for free sources of smut for the rainy days when I couldn’t afford to grab a membership to my favorite paysites. Well, you can’t put that against me, everyone has such days, right?
But even broke people get horny, you know. It’s not rocket science. Anyway, I know sometimes you are just looking to blow one out and get it over with because your wife left you, and you don’t have money to pay a whore. These sluts are not cheap either, and after so long in a relationship, you aren’t familiar with just how mean these streets can be when it comes to getting laid. What to do when your favorite porn tube offers you free videos but in mediocre quality that sucks the fun out of your fap sessions? That’s precisely where The Porn Dude comes into play.
And because I want the best for you bunch of thankless porn addicted fucks, what if I told you I know a site where you can watch studio-produced fuck flicks at Full HD without having to pay shit for it? Read on to understand why Veporn.com is the good news you needed to hear.
High-quality porn for free!
Here it is; VE Porn avails porn from the biggest names in the industry and allows you to beat the meat to the content without requiring a dime from you. As promised, you can expect the crème de la crème of the porn industry, including giants like Brazzers, Mofos, Reality Kings, PervMom, Shoplyfter, FakeTaxi and NaughtyAmerica among others. If you are as regular a fapper as I think you are, then you know these guys don’t fuck around. Its high-quality shit with some of the studios producing kinky themed porn. Typically, it would take you tens of bucks to be a member of at least 3 of the sites, but the good folks at VE Porn have availed all of it’s for free. No wonder this place is that popular, drawing in over 16 million visits per month.
Wait, VE Porn? Sounds a bit European
Well, I suspect the VE in VE Porn may not be English. I tried looking around, and I wasn’t lucky with information but whatever. As long as a site is doing what it says it does, who gives a fuck about its origins? It could as well be an Iraqi site for all I care. That said, the site acknowledges a problem with disappearing scenes in a statement on the top landing page that reads in part “Some videos can be erased, and our team is reloading these videos as soon as possible.” They also warn you about ads and assure you that you can avoid them by grabbing a free account. Well, I fucking hate ads, and I grabbed an account, which only took a minute. These guys don’t even ask you to verify your email, so you might as well use one of your other accounts. Don’t be the fool that gives away his main email to porn sites.
All your favorite performers
It keeps getting better. Apart from providing you with tons of free porn, VE Porn also makes sure you get to know [and blow one out to] your favorite professional fucker. Just click on Pornstar from the header menu where there are over 6000 pornstars, some of them instantly recognizable and others up and coming models that I had not yet heard of before browsing VE Porn. If the scenes are anything to go by, these young sluts are headed for stardom.
The performers can be sorted by gender, ethnicity, hair color, cup size, and age among other options. When you click on an individual model’s page, you get plenty of her details including height, weight, her residence just in case you are kind of obsessed fuck that sends gifts to pornstars, and a link to her original website, among others. You also get a short biography. All the acrobatic work is clearly contributing to keeping these babes in shape. You just wanna take a fucking bite and never let go.
Streaming at its best
Bad news away first; when it comes to playing the videos, you can expect to encounter a pop-up on the video player, but it is nothing worth losing hair over. Just be smart. Away from that, I clicked on a scene titled Washing My Friend’s Wife by Brazzers and was pleased to find the option to play the video in three resolutions; 480p, 720p, and 1080p. VE Porn is clearly not playing games. The videos can be added to a list of favorites, or you can save them for later. You can also share them on Facebook and Twitter if you want to show the world how twisted you really are. Also, videos can be sorted by top ratings, most comments, and most views. As a registered member, you get to leave a comment below each video or simply give your ratings.
Besides, the video player has a speed control feature that allows you to watch the juiciest parts at a slower speed so you can time your nutting to perfection. I actually watched a few money shots at a quarter the speed and cracked a few nuts while at it. There is also a download option, but it actually shifts you to the downloading site where the terms and conditions may vary. For instance, don’t be shocked if you are prompted to turn off your adblocker. As expected, you have a list of related vids below each video.
However, there is no list of categories like I expected of a site with such a big collection. Also, the tags are skimpy and mostly feature studios and pornstars. There won’t be the usual tags that you can use to quickly find a video covering that particular niche.
Wanna be a top wanker?
VE Porn has a fancy feature called Best Wankers section whose purpose is to give props to freaks who frequent the site often to get off to their content. There is a lengthy list of people I’m guessing have no girlfriends and are probably addicted to porn. Whatever! Porn is a good way to release some stress. I only urge you to be well-stocked with lube.
Why you should count on VE Porn
Free porn; well, the most obvious is the fact that you have access to a respectable collection of fuck flicks that don’t require you to pay a dime.
HD porn; you can look forward to high-quality videos that stream with resolutions of up to 1080p.
Top studio content; the high quality is precisely what you expect from a site that stacks videos from the leading studios in the industry.
Top pornstars; apart from watching their videos, get to know more about your favorite pornstars with the site lining up over 6000 of the hottest performers.
The ugly side of VE Porn
The ads; the top quality content aside, you can expect plenty of ads and popups, some of which will be pretty intrusive. I guess it goes with the territory.
Have to leave the site for download; the videos have a download option, but you have to leave the site for you to actually download the video.
Piracy; there is every possibility the site doesn’t have permission from the original sites to host these videos.
How the site can improve
VE Porn is doing a fantastic job, and I thoroughly enjoyed my experience here, but they need to go slow on the ads. They could come up with other innovative ways of making money. Also, the collection is really calling for a categories tab and a tags cloud for obvious reasons. I know that’s not a lot to ask.
If you are looking for a free source of fap materials, you can’t go wrong with VE Porn, which stacks loads of porn from high ranking studios than other typical porn tubes. That alone should be enough incentive, but wait till you see the sparkling qualities. The only downside is there are a few ads, but nothing you can’t live with.
ThePornDude likes VePorn's
- Free porn
- HD porn
- Top studio content
- Top pornstars
ThePornDude hates VePorn's
- The ads
- Have to leave the site for download