When it comes time to spice up your sex life, there’s no better way than to introduce some fun toys into the mix. Maybe you’ve been there before … you and your girl are going through a dry spell. She’s not riding that dick the way she used to. Maybe you’re not plowing her the way she has come to expect. Either way, the answer isn’t always to go out and bang a slut you met at the club! Well, sometimes it is, but not every time. Sometimes all you need is to switch up the routine in the bedroom.
Let’s face it, we all go through these periods, every once in a while, where we just feel uninspired and unmotivated. Maybe work has been extra stressful and time-consuming as of late. Maybe you have kids and they are cockblocking you left and right. Or maybe there is no identifiable cause, but you just can’t seem to get those sparks flying like they used to. Relationships, especially long-term romantic relationships, are a constant cycle of waxing and waning passions. One day, you can’t get your hands off of one another and you’re fucking like bunnies in every conceivable spot throughout the house. The next day, you can’t even look at each other, or you spend the majority of the day aggravated with one another for really stupid, benign, small shit.
Just face it, it’s bound to happen. And the longer the relationship goes on, the more frequent these dry spells will become. After a few years, chances are, you’ve seen every single one of each other’s moves! It’s just natural … there’s really no avoiding it. There are only so many ways you can dick her down, only so many ways she can back it up on you before, eventually, it becomes predictable.
Well, luckily, you do not have to lie down and accept a fate of mediocre or passionless sex for the rest of your life. Nor do you have to go out and start fucking your cute little secretary or these pretty young things from the club behind her back. Just try something new! Half the time that is all you need to get things to feel fresh again and to rekindle some of that old intimacy. Do you want to start fucking the way you two would fuck when you first met?
Rekindle that Spark!
Maybe it’s time to get some toys! Buy her some lingerie. Try some whips or rope play. Maybe some anal beads will kickstart the heart back into gear and get the blood flowing down south again … who knows? Whatever toys and trinkets fit your desires, though, I guarantee you that the problem you suffer from will no longer be boredom, that’s for sure. If anything, you may develop a new problem: a sore ass. But, hey, that’s your business!
There are plenty of websites to turn to when your sex life requires a little kick in the balls, so to speak. You could always go to Amazon, sure, because, well, you can go to Amazon for pretty much any fucking thing you need in life ever. But sex toys and tools tend to be a little pricier on Amazon than they need to be. And you’ll have a much easier time browsing and zeroing in on exactly what you and/or your partner need if you visit a specialty store, designed to help you find the sex stuff you need. Not only will browsing likely be easier, but there will be a wider range of products, because you won’t be limited to just the sellers that went through the trouble of making an Amazon store. You might not get two-day shipping, but sometimes it’s worth it to wait a little bit longer for a better, higher-quality, more fitting product for your lifestyle, don’t you think?
The Online Sex Shop You can Trust
Of all the online sex shops out there, Adam and Eve has to be the most well-known. And this is not only because they employed one of the most effective marketing campaigns of any sex shop. The real reason that Adam and Eve has the reputation that they have is due to the fact that they offer quality products at fair prices and have an air of professional discretion. Plus, it doesn’t hurt that their website is so easy to use!
From the moment you land on Adam and Eve’s home page, you’ll immediately be able to recognize that air of professionalism I’m talking about. There’s nothing to make you feel shameful or dirty for being there. Outside of the products themselves, Adam and Eve just looks like any well-designed online store. You’ll find a white background with a lavender and gray theme. There’s an easy to navigate site menu at the top of the page, helping you browse by your needs. And below that, you’ll find a slideshow banner, offering a 70% off coupon, an ad for a rabbit (double-pronged) vibrator, new lingerie in this season, and “5 sex toys every man should try.” And then, below the banner, you’ll find nothing but assorted sex toys and more categories to browse.
The site menu is what really makes Adam and Eve’s site design stand out. Which is imperative for a site that caters to a demographic that may be a little lost, unsure about the products or what will work for them, or shy about ordering sex toys to begin with. They have options to help guide you through the whole process. Start out by selecting between the three main sections of the site: For Her, For Him, or For Couples. Each tab has a thorough dropdown menu, allowing you to browse by type of item; or you can just click on the tab and browse the entirety of each section. The choice is yours.
Or, if you prefer, you can shop by item type. To the right of these three large tabs, choose between Vibrators, Bondage, Lingerie, Movies, or Lubes and Oils. That way, if you go to Adam and Eve with a specific item in mind, the site will be just as easy to navigate.
Plenty of Toys for Girls and Boys
Another great thing about Adam and Eve is the fact that it is fucking enormous. There are thousands upon thousands of products to choose from. In fact, there are hundreds of vibrators alone. Plus, they have stuff for the solo man as well – plenty of fleshlights, pocket pussies, and fuckable torsos to enjoy (if that’s your thing). Enjoy celebrity pussy molds, porn DVDs, prostate stimulators, penis sleeves, etc. Hell, you can even buy clone on Adam and Eve. I guess I can see how you might be able to categorize that as a sex-related product…
Another area that Adam and Eve surpasses Amazon as an online sex shop is in the fact that Adam and Eve has a much more active community of consumers. I don’t know if you’ve ever tried to shop for sex toys on Amazon before, but items with a good number of reviews are few and far between. Probably because people don’t want their Amazon accounts associated publicly with pocket pussies or what have you. However, on Adam and Eve, almost everything available for sale on the site has hundreds of reviews. This makes it much easier to narrow down the products and find exactly what you need to get back in the game.
Adam and Eve also offers free shipping. However, you have to order $59 worth of products or more. They also offer a money-back guarantee if you are dissatisfied with your product. I’m not sure exactly how that works, though, because I can’t imagine it would be very hygienic to ship a used pocket pussy back to them. That’s fucking gross. But, however they do it, if you aren’t pleased with your pocket pussy, you will get your money back. Plus, apparently you get a free gift when you spend $17 or more. And I don’t know about you, but I’ll never turn down free shit!
Another point for Adam and Eve is that I have heard from customers that they have a very helpful customer service line that you can call any time of the day, any day of the week for assistance should any problems arise with your packages, your orders, or your charges. Try getting good customer service at Amazon … hell, try getting any customer service at all! But this is definitely an important (and often overlooked) component to any online store. Anytime you’re giving your credit card information to an entity on the internet, it is important to feel like you can trust them and feel confidence in the fact that they’ll be looking out for your best interest. And with Adam and Eve, you can feel secure.
All in all, Adam and Eve is a great online store. One that might even be able to save your marriage!
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- Huge selection
- Great site design
- Awesome customer service
- Good deals
- Tons of reviews
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- Shipping cost and time